Too Drunk for Poker

So I'm standing at one of our bars last night watching ESPN, (yeah I can do that when it's slow), and this guy sits down at the table by me. I know he's a poker player, so I'm like hey how's it going, he says "good.......but I'm a bit drunk". I say "it would be fun to talk poker with you", he's like "yeah I would, but my heads spinning a bit, I need to sit and try to see straight and not think right now".

I say "okay, is there anything I can do for you"? He says "I'm too drunk to drive, but I need my phone, can you have valet pull up my car so I can get my phone then I'll take a cab".

My response...........

No problem Mr. Dwan, follow me.